Captain Jack elopes with Crusher ancestor on Risa


The details seem to be sketchy, but inside sources indicate that a Time Travelling member of the Earth based Torchwood organization, Captain Jack Harkness, has run off with an ancestor of Starfleet’s most capable drop out, Wesley Crusher. Named Wil Wheaton, the old Earth resident was apparently charmed and seduced by the good looking Harkness.

With a Tardis at his disposal, Captain Jack was able to show the young and impressionable human such a good time, that he agreed to travel to the future Federation resort planet of Risa and elope with the charismatic and out of time World War II veteran.

Temporal mechanic observers are keeping the event under observation as too far a deviation of the temporal historical record could lead to rifts in the Space-Time Continuum. However, at present, it seems that a mere romp in the past of the Crusher timeline will not seem to interfere or indicate that there will be some failure of the timeline to play itself out in such a way so as to ensure that Wesley Crusher will still be born!

Written By: Tye Bourdony

Tye Bourdony is a Sci Fi cartoonist and creator of ‘The Lighter Side of Sci-Fi’, a mediator, deep space traveler, lead interstellar reporter for the Galactic Enquirer and the U.S. based content editor for Sci Fi Pulse. He is also a graduate of the Barry University School of Law, SUNY Purchase and H.S. of Music & Art. Tye currently works in Florida’s 9th Circuit as the staff Divorce Mediator and has a regular self-published column in Sci Fi Magazine.  You can visit tye on facebook and

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